some glimpses of sardar

Two Singh went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars swapped their sandwiches.

Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied
"Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK,

I thought, thought, thought

and at last I wrote THUNK!!!"



Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday?

Sardar: 19th january.

Interviewer: which year?

Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.