saradar makes us to laugh

1. Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

2. Did you hear about the Sardar who signed all his cheques so that no one else could use them if he lost his cheque book?

3. Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.

4. A Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines
down the middle of a highway.
On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles;
the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the Sardar
why he kept painting less each day,
He replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."

5. Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.