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Thursday, December 3, 2009

sardar as intelligent

* A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab..!!

* A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her !"


* Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!

* Sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
.........................................
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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