*Sardar Proposing a girl: darling kia tum mugh se shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo!
Sardar: Behan je kia ap mugh se shadi karogi
*teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
*Sardar leave application
Dear sir
My wife is ill
As there is no other husband in the family to look after her, kindly grant me leave 4 one day.
Pls
*Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
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